We go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care.
Magickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl!
It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!
In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.
Wow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!
Join your weird conspiracy friends at IllCon for an “illuminating” in-depth discussion of Planet Nibiru and the Annunaki. Spoiler: it was aliens.