Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Describin’ Mutilations! An Amazing True Case of a Mutilated Cow! We Visit the Scene of an Actual Mutilation! Edgar Mitchell’s Psychic Experiments From Outer Space! Sarah Hangs Out With Real Pilots and Gets Real UFO Stories! THIS ONE GOES DEEP.
In this chapter, the beautiful and talented Mike Scheidt (Yob, Vhol) joins Shelby and Aesop LIVE at the Phallus Palace to discuss various and sundry topics, including (but not limited to): Openly Weeping Over Star Trek TNG, A Table For One At Denny's And The Resulting Food Sadness, Train Sounds, Penis Metal, Sharkfuckin'/Fast As A Shark (Depending On The Specific Shark And Type of Transportation Involved), Wesley Grindcrusher, Elephant Walrus Mating Season, More Train Sounds, Glen Benton Shampooing His Hair In The Ladies' Room, Steve Asheim's Insurance Seminar/Doing Donuts In A Hummer In The Parking Lot Behind The Venue, A Goat Semen Shirt at The PTA Meeting, Captain Picard's Pennywhistle, Four Frowny Bald Tough Dudes And A Jazz Dad, JESUS even MORE Train Sounds?, Visigoth Baking Hudson's Melon, Aesop Having Sex With A Horribly Disfigured Freak, Mike Getting Dimebagged, Deicide Mondegreens, The Cocoa-Demon, Fucking Your Friends' Moms, Fish Nipples, and of course, everyone's favorite segment Fatherly Advice. Followed by more Train Sounds.
Deicide, "Dead By Dawn"
Vhol, "The Desolate Damned"
Join the Dads again in April for Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD, featuring Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion, Exhumed).
Don't Be A Creep!