Truther Jams! Human Mutilatiions! Rock Bands Down The Rabbit Hole! Describin’ Memes: Funny Club Edition! Republican Initiation Rites! Illuminated Shakespeare! SO MUCH TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Describin’ Mutilations! An Amazing True Case of a Mutilated Cow! We Visit the Scene of an Actual Mutilation! Edgar Mitchell’s Psychic Experiments From Outer Space! Sarah Hangs Out With Real Pilots and Gets Real UFO Stories! THIS ONE GOES DEEP.
In this chapter, the beautiful and talented Mike Scheidt (Yob, Vhol) joins Shelby and Aesop LIVE at the Phallus Palace to discuss various and sundry topics, including (but not limited to): Openly Weeping Over Star Trek TNG, A Table For One At Denny's And The Resulting Food Sadness, Train Sounds, Penis Metal, Sharkfuckin'/Fast As A Shark (Depending On The Specific Shark And Type of Transportation Involved), Wesley Grindcrusher, Elephant Walrus Mating Season, More Train Sounds, Glen Benton Shampooing His Hair In The Ladies' Room, Steve Asheim's Insurance Seminar/Doing Donuts In A Hummer In The Parking Lot Behind The Venue, A Goat Semen Shirt at The PTA Meeting, Captain Picard's Pennywhistle, Four Frowny Bald Tough Dudes And A Jazz Dad, JESUS even MORE Train Sounds?, Visigoth Baking Hudson's Melon, Aesop Having Sex With A Horribly Disfigured Freak, Mike Getting Dimebagged, Deicide Mondegreens, The Cocoa-Demon, Fucking Your Friends' Moms, Fish Nipples, and of course, everyone's favorite segment Fatherly Advice. Followed by more Train Sounds.
Music:
Deicide, "Dead By Dawn"
Vhol, "The Desolate Damned"
Join the Dads again in April for Episode 3: STARING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DAD, featuring Marissa Martinez-Hoadley (Cretin, Repulsion, Exhumed).
Don't Be A Creep!
We go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care.
Magickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl!
It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!
In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.
Wow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!
Join your weird conspiracy friends at IllCon for an “illuminating” in-depth discussion of Planet Nibiru and the Annunaki. Spoiler: it was aliens.
Come relax with your pals Cory and Erik while we shoot the breeze about sketchy hotels, frozen heads, Bowie conspiracies, Nibiru and the Anunnaki, the Kaballah, Greys, the Beach Boys, and other chill topics. It’s the Jackie Brown of podcasts!
A Very Special Episode guest starring Jason Frisbie from Pool Party Radio and Shelby Cobras from some stupid show. Listen for magical surprises and mega laffs!