It’s a monster double episode! Charles blows your mind with chronology theories, mud floods, and alternate histories, and then in the second hour, explains the deepest theories on the astrological conspiracy iceberg. I promised you people I would stop cutting these, so this is your fault. Enjoy!

Wherein I state my positions on living on the Las Vegas strip, media tech conventions, the NFL Draft, remote viewing death, Zak Bagans' rap career, and mushroom jams. Come, join.